and before you know it i was laying next to him at 2 in the morning with penis and sadness on my breath.
just found out there is no tactful way to ask your girlfriend to wax her stache. no matter what a google search would have you believe.
I told him that he is like a snow storm I never know when he is coming, how many inches I will get, or how long it will last
he told me not be awkward when his girlfriend comes tomorrow. and then he made out with me
Just got the American Express annual summary for 2009. The amount of bars we visited last year is impressive.
its mom's weekend..did we need to couger proof the apt?
I would get the one fuckin stripper that's a lesbian. THE ONLY ONE
Something strange is happening to me, I think I miss hooking up with girls sober
make sure nobody uses the downstairs toilet. i like to have an unused toilet for the weekends. dont shit where you puke i always say.
deryk tried to steal your screen door and i think sam and brent are duct taping lauren to the diving board.
Tim and I found you a 5ish and asked how you were doing with the breakup. All you said was "i can't words"
pray to the hookup gods
Does it get any better than dating a guy with a vasectomy? The answer is NO. No it does not
Sex while Star Warsing is the best
woke up hungover this morning lying in a water raft covered in water.. i dont know if i should consider this good or bad
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