she took out her dip, threw up, and put it back in. it was like a scene from Nick and Nora's trip to the trailer park.
hows the new call of duty?
I only had sex with the game case so far, but that part was awesome.
apparently, i ordered a pogo stick last night. i can't even be mad about that.
I think this baby is eyeing my beer
i take my contacts out every time we fuck so i cant see all the stretch marks
who said I'd never amount to anything...i just won 'most enthusiastic' at my poledancing class
he kept saying that we were in ian's fun time place and then continued to act like a dinosaur.
It doesn't matter how many beers you've had, it's unacceptable to piss in someone's helmet after a playoff win.
He tried to convince me that it wasn't really that small and all he had to do was pull back the groin fat. It was still small.
I'm drawing the line at your vagina. I will not accompany you to get that pierced and/or tattooed. There's got to be some mystery to our relationship.
Just saw a government minister puke and rally.
I survive off of bourbon and the tears of others only
Yeah I know my dick is weird, but I've surprisingly had a lot of fun with it.
I mean, if I asked you, would you cum on cotton candy for me?
BRB. These cougars are squabbling over my junk and one of them is offering to pay my tuition
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