She tried to have sex with him but he quote unquote respected her
I feel like ignoring a facebook event is a lot like a pocket-veto. The only difference is instead of opposing legislation, I don't want to go to your sketchy party.
it was the least impressive dick i've ever seen... and i've changed babies' diapers.
i don't care what she did to you. we are not having sex in front of your sister.
The gyno asked how many partners i've had... I said ummmm she goes ok then i'll just put down ten.
They don't exactly give out small business loans to start-up dealers
I don't remember his name but he sat in the bathroom and gave us both advice...
Well she just peed in a pot and is now trying to boil it
well... I just junk punched a carnie. Doesnt matter how, it still counts for my bucket list.
Just found out that guy A from the threesome I had is now dating guy B's younger sister
Am I allowed to be in denial about being gay again? Or is that one of those things you can't do?
I've never seen an uncircumcised penis. I mean in person. I've clearly seen an uncircumcised penis. I have the google.
Successful first night. Lost my phone. Front desk found it. Earthquake in wine country. Didn't feel it.
Never ever make a tattoo bet. I now have a shamrock on my dick.
I currently don't understand fingers.
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