I don't know what your problem is but seriously you're a cunt for throwing up that song on your page. It's rude as fuck
omg its myspace i didnt think anyone took that seriously anymore
Burger king has cupcake flavored milkshakes. God dammit America.
Mowing drunk should be an olympic sport...
He came over while I was in the ER and hung pictures of himself around my house.
Almost just got kicked out of a bar because the locals spilled beer everywhere when we taught them to shotgun.
lol i'm looking through my photos and there's this giant section of just dudes wearing murses
Then he claimed me as his prize for 3rd place in a wing eating contest. Too romantic.
I've never heard "I will drown your mother in vanilla pudding" as an insult before, and then last night happened.
You live 7 mins away and I'm leaving in 10 mins. At this point sex before work is impossible.
Challenge accepted. Be naked in 6 mins.
Seriously babe, why do I keep waking up with bruises on my nipples? WHAT ARE YOU DOING TO ME IN MY SLEEP?
Actually, scratch that, I'm not sure I want to know.
I'm sending midget strippers dressed as bull fighters with mini bottles of 1800 to your house. Already made the call. Jer is going halves on it. Can't be stopped! Won't be stopped!
I called 911 when they kicked me out of the bar last night.
You were so drunk you told some dude your life story in one short sentence... and kissed his fiancé. You're invited to the wedding.
The dog peed on the neighbors baby Jesus. No wonder she thinks we're the devil.
He made me cum 3 times, then immediately after sex packed a bowl and passed it to me. Yeah.. I'll keep him.
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