every time i send "do you want some cock" to her T9 manages to change it to "anal"...i think she's mad now
I'm surrounded by dudes and fupa's! No hot chicks...wtf!?
Medical industry, most hot chicks dont want to deal with blood + shit
she uses ice cubes and hums anything I want. Last night was Welcome to the jungle. it wasnt lost on me shes a puma. no shame in that 30+ game.
I don't know which is worse: knowing all the free porn websites, or knowing which days they update their free porn.
In a tragic sexting typo, I typed the word "blobjob". Now she's coming over and I have no idea what I'm in for...
He told me he wouldn't do any drunk sluts but me. I guess that's sort of a compliment...?
Seius question. Does a penis floar when ina baht? Must find out.
Damn, it's been so long since I had sex I could use the cobwebs from my vagina to decorate for Halloween.
Throwing up in his bed is not a step up in your relationship
She literally just changed his birthday. Overly attached girlfriend has nothing on her.
I can feel my pain tolerance has shot up right along with my libido
She told me I should be proud of my dick pics, then told me she was in love with me, then I dropped her off at her boyfriend's. I was a new kind of failure tonight.
Yess he was literally so drunk that like at one point I'm pretty sure he thought it was hard and in when neither were true :/ haha
I went to the hospital to have my arm checked out, and they already knew the story. They gave me props for posting photos on facebook before even coming to the hospital.
She is crazy bro, she'll kiss me after eating her ass but looses her fucking mind if I double dip a french fry in "our" ketchup!
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