Today's life lesson: fat girls should not wear tight miniskirts and vinyl leggings. This Forever 21 salesgirl is a hot mess.
im walking the streets of bville with a bag of cat food..looking for my car. i dont ever want to turn 21 again.
I actually kind of like the booze poos. It's like a colon cleanse. I feel skinnier.
Just found out that wake n bake is not one of the 7 habits of highly effective people..
is drinking for groundhog day legit?
well you blacked out on MLK day and we pregamed arbor day, so yes
well since you're still married, you will be paying for my abortion right?
do you know how hard it is to pee with a pumpkin in the toilet ?
I told them I was gay and asked them to pass the pie. I ruined pumpkin pie for grandpa.
your friend did not want a bj. we need to leave. this is very awkward.
WHY IS EVERY MAN IN THIS CITY GAY? IS IT SO BAD TO WANT TO BE TREATED LIKE A PIECE OF SHIT BY A REALLY HOT STRAIGHT MAN FOR A NIGHT?
We talked him into tasing himself.
I should have questioned it early on when they said bring beer and chocolate syrup
My night ended with Em alternately crying and throwing up in the arms of a guy wearing a cutoff and a tiara. I sat holding a garbage can and wine glass full of water wondering how our night got to this point.
Are we gonna talk about that cunnilingus snap
did anyone ever come to your door asking about the blood on the floor?
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