dude, you're being a jerk.
sorry, didn't mean to pull a Cheney
i actually looked down at my cock today and said "whoa buddy, you need a haircut....(grimace) and a shower"
you took a scissor and started screaming "I WANNA KNOW WHAT ITS LIKE TO BE BALD"
"Is there dairy in semen?" was in her recent google searches...so she's lactose intolerant AND a slut.
This is davidson friend mat i an drunk. Thank you for having a physical relationship. With David. I bet he gas a penis the size of an elephant tusk. You are a lucky lady.
I'm tired of stuffing my fat into a slutty costume. Next year let's go as homeless girls. Cute ones. In leggings with camel toe.
Here's the level of my committment: I'm not participating in the Olympic opening ceremonies drinking game. THIS IS SERIOUS.
I really hope you didn't eat the bowl of melted vanilla ice cream I left on the coffee table. Because it is not melted vanilla ice cream.
I'm not gonna lie. I'm a little scared.
Good. The Jell-O shots look great.
I need an office. I have big plans. I'm learning spanish this month.
I'm to the point where I just want to get back at him in a hot man sex tornado way.
I love it when strippers help me get other strippers numbers.
I'm eating Arby's in the bathtub because I'm an adult and I do what I want
I don't want to be flamboyant (says the guy who bought a hot pink suit to be a flamingo for Halloween)--but I don't mind being a little extra.
My sister can't give you a handjob and us still be bros.
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