What's proper 1 nite stand etiquette?
Say hi to his dad and make him some breakfast.
took him home. told him i would rock his world. passed out. a for effort f for follow thru
if you take his cock out, you have to give him a bj. it's like giving a moose a muffin.
people are starting to question the shark bite story
I've officially decided that whoever created hate sex should be on my christmas card list.
I asked if he wants to help me spring forward at 2am on Sunday. He seems down.
And by "hammer out the details" you know I mean spending 20 minutes on wedding plans then getting wine drunk, right?
So the keyword here is "hammered"?
Dude that chick had a dog in her car. Like when she goes bar hoping so does roofus. He gaurds the car.
there's cocaine on the ipad again........... was your sister here last night?
Give me an out of order sign and caution tape and we can have sex practically anywhere.
And, omg, my eyelids are on fire. I think the internet let me down. :(
Its really hard to get off when the googly eyes on your vibrator stare into your soul..
I was so drunk I got stuck in the middle of a revolving door
Yes be both agreed it was the worst sex in the history of fornication, so I asked him to sign the condom wrapper so I could frame it as a reminder to NEVER sleep with him again
It's a shame things ended how they did. We were well on our way to transforming from acquaintances with benefits to friends with benefits.
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