Can we have unprotected sex soon?
Don't quote me on that, I'm a walking boner
my 12 year old sister just told me how admirable it was that i felt comfortable going out with my friends dressed "like that"
don't get me wrong, i love how you're fun and free spirited. but there are some situations...like shooting down a bottle of sambuca standing in the shallow end topless surrounded by my friends
Hit a parked car with a "property of Jesus Christ" bumper sticker. Wrote out five hail mary's and left it on the windshield.
I don't want her to kill herself before she gets over me, getting mentioned in a suicide note isn't very fly.
but it's kind of a high honor.
It was all about her orgasm last night. I felt like a human dildo.
We are possibly on our way, unless we see the limo full of strippers.
I think my hand is broken. But his nose definitely is
Is eating fries while lying on the floor bad for you?
If I choke and die at least I will have been doing something I love
You might be at the point of severe desperation when you gotta hold the two pieces of your broken vibrator together just to get off.
Do you rver get that feeling like their are poprocks filling ur boday?
He texted "fuck you" before blocking me on all social media. Come to think of it, that's also the last thing my mother said to me. Could it be that I'm the problem?
But what we lack in money, we make up for in dry humor and drugs
Best night if my life? Time I got eaten out in the backseat of a M5 while eating White Castle. Then he fucked me. Perfect
They want a bedroom just for their cats. And you thought we were gay.
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