..Thats also how I think I got the lyrics from MIAs Paper Planes Sharpeed on my ass? Maybe.
Someone shattered a urinal.
Just write off about 10000+ brain cells and 6 months of your lifespan.
Sounds like a normal friday night
I'm buying you potatoes, the least you could do is not ask any fucking questions and just say thank you.
So there I was praying he didn't go limp again, choking on a long, long gray ball hair. This is my Saturday night. This. Is. My. Life.
I kindof just wanted to go downstairs and let his dad know how good his son was at sex
I couldn't drown my sorrows in an ocean of jack daniels. They may have scuba gear.
I tried snowmobiling at 2 am. I broke my glasses. You're right. Things do get out of control.
She's high and running across rooftops. Yes we're going to end up in A&E again.
fuck whipped cream. I'd eat vegetables off those abs
I get a little bitchy. We all know that
i think im in europe. pls send help
Ate his Chinese food and drank his beer and played with his chihuahua. All while wrapped in a towel while he was sleep.
She puked on the floor because she said she really liked to clean.
Hey Girl, we got home safe!
I know, I drove you
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