she came over and started getting naked and said its not like i came over to just hang out
youve hit the jackpot
i need a new camera phone. my pictures from last night are as blurry as my memories. and neither tell me why i woke up in an airplane hangar.
saw a pregnant woman in a bridal gown standing on the side of the road while her car was getting searched by police....cheers to new beginnings
So... i mean if they do have cameras in his apartment buildings pool room atleast we gave them a little show.
you said you were a responsible adult. then you licked the wall.
Somehow I don't trust you in this state to talk to you about a colonoscopy
i admit it was a weird experience, but why regret what once made you cum
You got in the cab and told the cab driver "we only have seven bucks so you better drive fucking fast".
I cNt phones. tingles in my fingles. jingles
Ever walked into a basement full of 10 guys jerking it to a live stripper? Cause I have. Always confirm the address of a house party. Always.
at any given day I am at least 60% invested in my work. today I am staggered around 3.5%
Would you consider masturbating to Hocus Pocus an adulthood high or low?
Like do I send him a nude to ease his mind off his brother having a stroke? I'm not very good with words when it comes to consoling... I would be a terrible mother.
Lesbians just stole my cat :(
its like probably shouldnt be sending pics of your asshole to strangers who work in the same building as you
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