i'm sure her mom would have loved to find out her daughter has herpes via facebook
OMG THIS GUYS LICENSE PLATE IS GETTNHRWET
Five Mah tais Laser and i skill have not drunk dial you
this stripper weighs a pound. I feel like I should tip her in food.
Your roommate is pacing with a pen in his mouth flapping like a duck. That brownie got me fucked but not enough to understand this. Come back!
He does that
All I remember from the concert was leaving in an RV full of middle aged people playing circle of death
After he finished he sang his college fight song like it was some victory
I have never paid for drugs and I'm sure not going to start today especially on a holiday
Oh and it took quite a bit of doing, but I managed to wipe my butt with the hat you left in my car
He called me kiddo. We can't have sex
But actually he solved 40% of my life problems just in one dicking
The first thing my Christmas gift money is buying is a dildo.
Um so I might have accidentally on accident maybe blew up the bottom half of your truck...
My feet surprised me
never have sex with a mint flavored condom on. my vagina is on fire.
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