i'd rather walk the sahara in a snuggie with no water than take a bicycle cab
the nicest thing hes ever said to me is give me head.......please
just had dinner with my dad's new gf and her daughter.. had to drink a beer to get through it.. she's 19 she has on a disney watch and snowflake earrings
i was just skypeing her and i saw the vagisil medicated wipes in the corner of her room. i'll be breaking this off tomorrow
There's people holding up abortion signs everywhere. I guess the people of Florida want you to remember you fucked up on Spring Break.
If she's telling you consent laws theres probably a reason
Well at least he stopped keeping track of money by bottles of McCormick.
Yeah I'm gunna date him. I figure its regular sex and maybe feelings will come in time...it worked for arranged marriages...
But it's a terrible idea. One erection and it's gonna go wrong
he had a dikembe mutombo jersey on, was swatting peoples drinks out of their hand and wagging his finger in their face everytime he did it.
Sometimes when I see a shoe on the side of the road, I get a little depressed that I've never partied that hard.
I just saw a douchebag with frosted tips & a LaCoste polo with popped collar driving a Call of Duty edition Jeep. It was a cavalcade of stereotypes.
I am eating a fluff-a-nutter sandwich at the gym right now. I brought vodka too.
Today we memorialize my orgasms. Taken from me over six months ago, gone too soon. Here's to hoping we'll see one again
Im looking at the faintest of claw marks right now. I just fell in love all over again.
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