We drank from noon till 5 am, there was adderall and nice jews involved it was just crazy
Steve is enlightening me on how and why u put gerbils up your ass
capt morgan doesn't hurt if you honestly believe it's golden flavored kool-aid.
boyfriend # 1 is in the bathroom and boyfriend # 2 is ringing the doorbell need back up this is not a drill i repeat this is not a drill
I was batman and I saved her. Then we had sex on a rooftop.
My first sex dream, I blew myself. Yours definitely wins.
Her vagina felt like a fur coat. It was weird at first but I kinda liked it
Btw: some husbands are not impressed by me trying to snap photos of their wives camel toe.
I left my bra and a book at his place. He's a hot Scandinavian who is into physics and computers - had to step up my game.
i can't believe i'm giving you sex advice.
i've gotten sex advice under stranger situations. like while giving a blowjob behind the communications building.
This is worse then when all the pharmacists sang me happy birthday while I was buying plan b
I'll be there in a few.
I'M COUNTING TO FEW.
I'm so confused as to where the sexual euphemisms end and the drinking starts
yeah, I don't think I'm getting into the baseball game tonight. The security guard definitely saw me bowl over that child.
And then I remembered we banged to Beethoven & I was like you will never get this ass again
gonna stay in tonight
and im a platypus. shotgun a beer and get your dick to this party. ive got some hot friends visiting
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