No more parties with babies... I can't do that again.
Please advise as to how precisely ashamed I should be if I just became sexually aroused by a Harry Potter and the Half Blood Prince preview
morning outfit: hottub soaked skirt. no underwear. someone's bandanna worn as a shirt. took me an hour to walk home. this isn't fun anymore.
Remember, sex is not sex til both people cross the finish line. Until then, it is just a favor.
never. drinking. again.
lets not get ahead of ourselves.
Wow, you know I need to stop drinking alone when I pour my drink into my hand and offer it to my dog,
our school mascot just walked into class and threw condoms everywhere. welcome to college
The fact that he grabbed my boob in the middle of the conversation shows something needs to change
Can't decide which I like more. Telling a girl she's pregnant or telling her she has herpes. It's the little things that make medicine tolerable.
Cleaning my pipe and using the left over resin solution to make THC laced rolling papers and a jar of hash oil/honey for my tea
WE USE THE WHOLE BUFFALO
I'm going through a really dark time right now
I don't want to hear it man. I just jerked it to a pic of my ex wife in a bikini. Buck up
i dont get why youre mad at me. i promised you he looked like jim morrison and you failed to ask me like which era
She told me she loved my new hairstyle. I told her its called head head.
Girl you know I'm an advocate of debauchery but you might wanna check yoself.
It’s amazing such a big dick belongs to such a boring guy
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