I'm at a work party and I don't know how to drink socially. You know, like slow?
i don't mind that he's uncut. i like it! it's like a little sweater!
a cock doensn't need a sweater! especially a skin sweater! wtf.
That's like some buffalo bill hannibal lector shit.
Had a couple pieces of pizza for breakfast...suck on that Jamie Oliver.
Goose bottles do NOT make good bowling pins
as much as i want to say no i cant cause i need the trophy wife training
We realized tonight that we have to get advice about guys from you because you're our only straight male friend that neither of us has slept with.
She screamed at us, "You guys need to wake up and smell the beer-bong!"
i woke up to you and that girl going out onto the balcony naked
oh sorry man.. we went outside because we DIDN'T want to wake you
I just don't understand how she's willing to go through so much planning and effort just to get a dick inside of her
Too bad pet owners lack respect for my training in ancient Buddhist and holistic rehab therapies.
I'm not sure the Buddhist consider pot brownies holistic rehab therapy
Just had to double check that I had pants on. THAT kind of weekend.
he accidentally put it in my ass, i liked it but didn't tell him that and "accidentally" took his weed.
THE STRIPPER HAD A GUN JOHN!
But I’m still curious to know... how did the homemade porno go?
Man the amount of drugs being done at a wedding with a bunch of surgeons was disturbing
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