dude, the reading rainbow guy was just talking to a HOLOGRAM
Are you sure you're not watching Star Trek?
wait... oh
He only uses me for sexual pleasure. The sad part is I don't even feel like a slut. I just I feel like I should just live in the top drawer of his nightstand....for free of course.
dont like to call her my roomate, too cordial. i refer to her as the whore that was assigned to live with me
I was tied up in bed before noon, the rest of the day can go to hell.
I ordered a million chicken go wraps and they gave me five. Even when im drunk I can count to a million and know its not five. They fucked me.
I think my staff loses a little bit of respect for me every time you're in town. I may have to puke at work ...again.
I have got to stop letting people hang ornaments from my nipple ring.
Tis the season.
The only thing that got me through this hellish day was imagining a large Swedish penis inside of me.
What did your vagina DO during the nhl lockout?!
Americans.
Wait do you remember that guy last night asking to use my nose ring to open his beer.......
Just got to Evans to buy weed. His mom showed up unannounced. Now the three of us are chillen. Super.
I'm not saying I would have to be high to sleep with him. I'm just saying it would probably help.
I feel like I could get pregnant watching Zac Efron do yard work in this movie
She has the best kind of daddy issues
So you thought it was a good idea to make plans for the same time same place with the guy you were sort of dating AND his best friend you slept with?
in fetal position in his closet not sure if he knows im here... hugging his spongebob cake pan i stole.... now please come find me..
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