my ultimate dream in life is to have sperm so powerful that it will rival that of jim bob duggar.
why is it that everyone in pennsylvannia gets fucking prego??
69 is so not fun when his penis is sporting a 70s hairstyle
you spent the like half the night trying to figure out the puzzles on the back of the captn crunch box
he's drinking at 8 in the morning. it's going to be one of those "or else the terrorists have won" kinda days
Whatever. It was high school. Back then I'd blow anyone who had enough room between their chest and their steering wheel for my head to fit.
Haha that's why you never name the penis. Its like a pet, once named you will most likely get attached.
Guess who just rode home in a cop car?! Your Fav flamingo
Like we just had a bunch of sex and then he threaded my eyebrows in bed lol. It was amazing
He was late, on account of he accidentally went to the Al-Anon meeting across the hall, and it took him 30 minutes to realize he was in the wrong room.
God if that man would just have sex with me every time I got mad life would be so much easier...
How fast can you get here?\nI need to ride your cock into the sunset.
They were so sore! Either I have bed bugs or you were biting my nipples last night and don't lie to me.
Well the good news of being walked in on, my mom says your tits are pretty. Then she added that hers were like that once. Fml
Can you face time me. I need to know if this pill is xanex or ecstasy
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