On a scale of affliction to ed hardy, how douchy is in there right now?
Is it possible to jerk off a nipple?
i have now learned nap means the same thing as sex in college
Nothin says happy bday jesus like a shot with your loved ones.
yea, the bartender wouldn't serve you because you kept asking for "a slice of beer"
Best friends brother. Beat that.
If you can't accept "I'm sorry I was mean to you" bjs from 19 year old girls, then who can you
i'll just tell him I slept with them both because we needed to compare notes
I JUST WANT TO HAVE MILDLY SOCIALLY ACCEPTABLE SEX WITH HIM AND CALL HIM CUPCAKE.
Blacked out last night, but left myself a note that said "oops on oops on oops" that can never be a positive
On a side note Tyler is buying beer from a gas station in a panda suit priceless
Is the mullet a good, great, or horrible idea before we leave for college
If someone plays phil collins i'm gonna take off my clothes
Should I be flattered that she mumbled "You're the king of my face" before passing out?
I’m not lawful evil! I do evil things because I want to, not because of the law
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