google image searching george stephanopoulos at 1 AM on a saturday night...once again
She said you were bangin on the counters of McDonalds singing "These Eyes" at 4am
Puked in a plastic neiman Marcus bag while driving. My biggest accomplishment yet
i realized boys travel in groups of 3's and girls travel in 4's..thats why it gets so tricky
like hot dogs and buns.
so if i die before i go back to school its because the thing we found in the hallway that i've been smoking out of is a crack pipe
Well regardless of where or with who you will be blacking out and i will be pouring shots down ur throat like a baby bird
All I know is that either you or I told a black guy that he looked like usher and he was sexy and that is our confession
Everyone looked at me like I just fucked a gopher and was wearing it like a hat
Wake up, take the dog to the trails, puke in the woods. More days should start like this.
Go for it! You're young. Have fun. Be somebody's expensive hobby like Anastasia Steele.
Yeah when we were together he never sent me dick pics like a normal boyfriend. It was always pizzas. That should've been my sign.
Stop watching porn on my work computer.
STOP WORKING ON MY PORN COMPUTER.
I swear to god if you eat that last piece of pie while I'm gone I will never speak to you again. I'm so serious.
I feel like your personal Bdsm barbie...
Are we planning this because I am online looking for places with a Mechanical bull
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