i seriously hope you fucking die....you are the worst.
SHit! Sorry, sent to wrong person
my facebook friend requests are always from girls of boyfriends i have fucked, facebook is the worst reminder of shame
FYI... At my funeral, it will be your job to throw yourself dramatically onto my casket.
I just creeped all your pictures on Facebook -- it was like I watched you grow up right before my eyes.
It snowed today. The whore-inducing weather is official over.
I want a picture of impoverished children wearing Oregon national champions shirts.
Yes, I feel sorry for the tribe that gets those. They won't be able to hide from the lions.
that ring i bought was worth the 6 bucks. wore it to the bar, told some girl i was recently divorced and wasnt ready to take it off. just got laid. THRICE.
This ER has an aquarium in it!!!
Is it weird that the girl he dated after me had a child with him and it has my name? I think it means he's not over me. Or I'm really self absorbed...
So I saw her today...and it was weird...she is just like not pregnant anymore.
Dude...how high are you? of course she isnt pregnant anymore...thats what happens when you give birth
Oprah Winfrey is a jealous, vengeful god
You're going to hell! And you're going to hell! And you! And you. You're all going to hell!!!
Lesson: Never rollerskate with a 40 in your hand unless you have a destination.
Seriously??? You send me boob shots with your husband and kids in them???
i don't care if you are my best friend. does not give you the right to describe how well my sister gives blowjobs.
how about your cousin?
hey i'm sure you are probably asleep bc you suck and think sleep is necessary to live or something?
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