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Also, on a completely related note, just came up with an awesome business plan. You in?
I'm driving in the middle of nowhere, and I just saw a stuffed Barney hanging from a noose on a tree. Maybe I should turn around.
you were so drunk you slurred your pauses
I drank 13 shots. Which is unlucky. Which is why i threw up.
you threw up because you drank 13 SHOTS
Goldfish can't live in a bowl filled with tequila, lesson learned.
My vagina would be awesome. I would be the most popular girl in the village.
I was passed out on the dog bed yelling "I UNDERSTAND"
Her vagina felt like a fur coat. It was weird at first but I kinda liked it
Is "sorry I booted you out mid-fuck last night" a good icebreaker?
Honestly, if you can handle putting socks on you can handle a condom.
she told me she wanted to fuck me because i was "rugged". if the definition of rugged is a lack of manscaping, slightly overweight, and pounding 16 oz pbrs, then yes i am rugged as fuck
WHITE RUSSIAN BREAKFAST CEREAL.
You yell at me for giving you beer but not for licking spilled beer off your chest.
His dick is magical but I don't want to die in this blizzard do you see my dilemma
I mean seriously there comes a time when you just need to take a crap in peace. Until he figures that out he can stay the hell outta my place.
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