windsor, ontario is like a poor man's amsterdam
no, it is just poor
Hey. Did u tell any1 that I use Nuvaring?
Cuz 1 of ur bf's frat bros just asked me if I wanted to "play ring toss later"
I can actually hear my brain cells scream as they die when she speaks.
Eating alone in the dark with one candle. This is sorta sad.
I'm actually glad you're quitting. Now there's one less person at work who's seen me naked.
You texted me "Americans are sad" and "chicken coop disaster" without any further explanation.
Sorry I sent so many blank messages. My hands are slippery. Don't ask why.
Yeah. I've decided no relationship can survive me shoving my boobs in the guys face
Why are your underwear on my dining room table?
Almost to my house to grab beer. And pants.
You shouldn't have to. I think you should bust into work like "pay homage to my magical vagina!"
The fact that it was "anything but a cup" now explains the cowboy boots and fishbowl aftermath at the apartment.
I'm about to play another round of who's panties are in my car.
He had a clap on lamp. So every time he was ramming into me, the lights kept turning on and off
I'm crying watching Rihanna at the VMAs. Periods are a bitch
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