Hey theres a creepy ass guy stalking our house.i would look alive geting in 2nite.
It has come to my attention that I should apologize for myself and my friends
Pick my eyebrow is burning. I'm sitting in the back of dolows vat and listening to jolly music and wilfgang is signing and looking food. Cute kid. Home is where I go now.
what. the. fuck.
Just try to make good decisions...remember our convo we had about morals the other day?
Turn them off?
My mom is getting really tired of hearing the excuse 'it's 5 oclock somewhere'
my mom found all the used condoms in my bed side table
whatd she say to you?
no words- put them all in a circle, put the bible in the middle
dude I heard her through my door. She sounded like you were holding her head under water and they letting her up for air. I recorded that shit
Jesus Christ, she just started playing Enya and is humming along to it. Way, way, way too hungover to deal with her shitty taste in music
mom came into my room and asked to borrow some condoms. We have gotten to the point where it's not awkward anymore.
Feeling better?
I can stand long enough to do the dishes finally. Been trying that all day.
Although I commend your efforts to keep my penis away from her, your sister is now booty walking up my stairs. Good game though, good game.
Thanks, girl! That means a lot. I can't wait to share my jail stories with you over salad and cupcakes.
After the 3rd shot, she was running around singing, "Twinkle Twinkle Big Ol' Dick, on your happy place I'll sit" to your brother.
Put that bitch's torch out. She's been voted off.
You kept licking my face. You said you were making sure I was real.
I need to get some goddam control over my hormones
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