I was rubbing the clit just like wikipedia told me to.
how do you have sooo much energy?
billy mays threw in a lil somethin extra when i ordered some oxiclean last week
That's science, my friend. Boner science.
If you hook up with your cousin you will permanently be my favorite person ever.
I don't care if shes your sisters age. Once someone is on my to do list theres only one way to get them off it
The staff doesn't like it when you try and take your wheelchair for a joy ride since I've been waiting for an hour and a half.
Went to an open-bar law school party and puked in front of Justice Scalia. My legal career is now complete -- I literally got judged by a U.S. Supreme Court Justice. Can't get any higher than that.
Get a piano. I want to have sex on it.
I'll be there in a few.
I'M COUNTING TO FEW.
I'm sorry that throwing up fish and Jamaican Rum in the back of your dad's car ruined our friendship
I'm hoping you were seen by someone holding a frozen turkey at 230 in the morning
I'm sure there are thousands getting dick today in the name of independence
I'm 22 and I'm drinking hawaiian punch from a sippy cup. Everything is right in the world.
he's really high and upset. he just found out alice from the brady bunch died
I have to touch the horse lube. :-(
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