So #1 way to come back last night and #2 wishbone and I broke into his house and i opened joey's door and u were both passed out and pantless.
i want to bang the Snorg tees girl.. shes always smiling ;)
Wait, how is it that I'm just getting ready to go out and you're already showing your penis to freshmen girls?
If I had KNOWN you and mom were coming to visit, I wouldn't have passed out in the frat. This is why I hate surprises.
they call him Oral-B. enough said
the easter KEGG...out of a drunken typo there arose a new and spectacular holiday tradition
In case any of you were wondering, kyle is alive. He also intends to do the same thing tommorow night and the night after.Goodnight everyone
Hahah fuck. I keep looking to make sure that stupid line doesn't show up when my guards are down. Babies can sense fear.
A lot of things don't look good... It doesn't look good for a lifeguard to be smoking a cig and drinking from a conspicuous cup... But hey I'm doin it
Well, most of my extended family doesnt know about my love for the penis, so they dont have a reason to disown me
I do NOT want to date a man who has no interest in going to a kangaroo farm
It's ok, it's locked within patented Sealrite technology. That puke is staying fresh
Well that's disappointing. I guess I'll give a lesson on dick-breaking another time then
He passed out before we could have sex. I had no choice but to use his boner to hold my onion rings.
last time we tried to watch a movie together, we ended up having really aggressive sex. during the Lion King. so what Disney classic will we be ruining this time?
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