Granted, we were all high and wasted, but the fact that she thought we couldn't see her making out with the charles in charge lookalike bc she was holding up a pillow in front of them is a little ridiculous
Did he look more like 80s Charles in Charge or the old one that had that VH1 show? It makes a difference.
we need to get ahold of those "sexting" teens on tyra. HAWT!
wasnt one 13?
taking shots each time the weatherman says Dont go out in this blizzard
It's like eating cereal and milk but instead of cereal it's gummy bears and instead of milk it's vodka.
I heard about the break up and if you need a place to stay my vagina is open for you 24/7
Hey.. there are 2 people i've never met before spooning in the bathtub. Please elaborate on what went down last night.
4 girls from the bar, me, strip basketball. here. NOW
I may hire someone just to sell my family the drugs they keep asking me for. It's cutting into my doing drugs time.
we both turned hook ups into relationships we are crushing this thing called life right now.
So I woke up alone in the hotel room clutching a bible to my chest. Explain, please.
All I know is that I have a black eye and an extra $200 in my wallet. Other than that, clueless.
Waking up early to fuck the hot DILF the day before Father's Day because I'm respectable like that
He signed my ass with a Waffle House pen.
My concern for you and peanut butter is the reason I am still awake.
I went to my AA meeting last night. My drug dealer is now my counselor.
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