I tried watching the view, i got through 8 minutes. That is probably a world record.
They always sound like a bunch of chickens.
i can now get sex on a playground off my list of things to do in life.
I give out O-faces like they're halloween candy
im in his phone as 'great ass to tap'
I drunk madeout with my mom last night. it's guna be an awkward breakfast.
We had to go visit his dealer in the hospital to buy some weed.
Also, I threw up on the playground again. I've honestly had more fun there this past summer than I did in my entire childhood.
I feel like after that many guys, all of the water in your body is just replaced with pure jizz, honestly.
If you do wifi you would be helping my penis out & real friends care about their friends penises...
Well I just walked into a wedding reception and im currently eating a cannoli in the men's room while pissing
She pulled vodka outta the dryer and told me to drink it
She introduced me as that girl Nathan was fingering
My suggestion is that you just get high and set shit on fire
I just dropped a paperclip into my cleavage while talking to the company president... That's an awkward moment.
Did you at least offer to let him get it out??
THERE ARE SO MANY HOT DADS AT WHOLE FOODS
Randomize
