How did you manage that?
Told her it wasn't GENITAL herpes... just ORAL herpes... on my penis
lol... jersey girls rock
I just saw the dad from "Little People Big World" at the airport. I chased him down and congratulated him for beating the DUI.
To bright to open both eye. Get pizza and put in feeding tube so i can sleep more
you are hot. that is all.
who is this?
the delivery driver from silvermine.
And that's when he stuck his finger up his own ass to prove it would feel good...
I am sitting on my kitchen floor drunk with a bottle of jose cuervo, tryin to make cinnamon rolls and write a paper. I love college
Had to awkwardly dig through all my fake ID's to get my real one so I could vote.......Model citizen over here.
Chapter 6 - how to lose your underwear in chicago
PS: bike ride of shame at 7am includes riding by kids waiting for the school bus #classy
He had a vasectomy. I think I'm in love.
I walked in on my sister eating my leftover burrito naked. How could my night have gotten any worse?
Well I've decided to refuse to conform to society and be naked the rest of the day.
Best neighbors ever! They found the guy ive been wanting as a booty call and got me invited to the party the guy was at and gave me alcohol so i could be tipsy when met him. im never moving.
She just kept screaming and saying "fucking you is like fucking a mountain"
I honestly think sometimes all you need is a $2 alcoholic punch poured from a jug into a big glass to feel better. I guess abblebees is my new problematic fav
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