If lil wayne asked you to lick him like a lollipop I feel that you would willingly oblige.
Unfortunately I think I would lick most anyone's lollipop.
It's your form of community service; servicing the greater SDSU area.
The walk of shame isn't so shameful when you do it in a stolen, autographed Favre jersey.
So, just so you know... Your vasectomy worked.
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He DELETED brick breaker off his blackberry why even bother trying to find something in common?
she was giving me head and that cheryl crow 'youre favorite mistake' song came on. she looks up and all i could do was nod
The hospital said it would be 'irresponsible' for them to allow people to book stomach pumps.
When are you comin back?
probably mid next week, depending on when i finish my remaining half gallons
You are beautiful! I got thrown out of a bar tonight for throwing my shoe. It was at my sister, I don't know why they were mad. I know her.
I think rescheduling my finals around when Im going to be hungover is responsible
I come back home for break and my room is full of weed either my parents really love me or they are having more fun then I am in college
Driving a mountain pass in the middle of a blizzard with the worst vodka gummybear hangover ever is gods way of telling me to keep the black-outing within a 15 mile radius to my house.
Pounded a bottle of Moscato in my underwear while watching Pretty Little Liars...am I really gonna be 30 next year?
She had her pubic hair down there shaved into the superman s............. Best one night stand ever.
His crazy is a thing to be cherished
It'd be good to change things up a bit, right now the only public service I'm doing from my apt is hanging out in my underwear with the lights on.
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