Only in college do people pre-game a meteor shower
No vaginas are yucky and I don't think you're old enough to handle one yet
You two were too busy to notice that his used condom landed on me when he threw it.. Thanks.
ITS DAYLIGHT SAVINGS TIME SUNDAY EVERYTHING IS GOING TO BE OK AFTER ALL
As hard as i've been partying lately their gonna have to revoke my organ donor status
What a dumb baby whore.
Best part of having a window in your office is that you can leave through it when you shit your pants at work.
I'm super stoned watching the vatican smoke cam. Come over.
They have some sort of agreement that they can sleep with other people if it helps then achieve their goal, or something like that
How awkward
Yeah it's pretty fucked up
IN THE MIDDLE OF HOOKING UP, HE IS CALLED AWAY ON AN "EMERGENCY". FUCK THAT, MATT'S CAR IS NOT AS URGENT AS MY THIRST.
Please put me on a plane and hypontize me into forgetting the little bit of last night that I do remember.
His cat watched us the ENTIRE time. Every time I glanced over the poor kitty looked at me as if I were pelvic thrusting her father to death.
I was intimate with him for twenty minutes and will be intimate with shame for twenty years.
Your life is quite full of dick lately.
It really is!
RESIST THE DICK
thats like telling me to resist drinking water. impossible.
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