My booty call said shes done doing the walk of shame. Wtf is that?
It's what anyone that sleeps with you, specifically, does when they leave. Some do it even when they just think of you.
you won't ask to borrow his earbuds because you think it's gross, but you'll have sex with him?
My RA just gave me tips on how to have discreet shower sex. Were we that loud?
my 3 favorite things in life are tequila, dicks, and making sandwiches. that DOES NOT make me a bad person.
i am way too old to be getting fingered at work
I'm at the point in my life where I'm trying to get guys I've fucked to give a ride to guys I'm going to fuck.
I just want to steal his innocence through his penis. I really do.
I'm glad we're going to catch up. too bad it's over my vagina.
I told him I'd go cook him breakfast, but ended up passing out on the kitchen floor in the fetal position spooning the dog
I decided not to eat, and then this man was my fairy " don't black out" godmother
So apparently I initiate sex in my sleep
I almost had sex in a public restroom last night in case you're wondering how much of a mess 22 is for me
I didn't even mind that he came early I just wanted to get eaten out and cuddle
I'm more heavily invested in that tequila than you are
He made me come so hard I punched another hole in the wall mid orgasm.
I'm not fixing this one for you. Do it your own damn self.
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