Ask Niel how long his lasts if he plays with it a lot.
he says 15-20 minutes depending on the porn.
no his phone, idiot.
What's the name of that girl you hooked up with? The one that looks like the fire hose sign.
1. I feel like Jello 2. The girl i hooked up with last night isn't here and a different girl is lying next to me. 3. I have no clothes on 4. Can guys go on walks of shame?
No one actually likes Tequila. They just accept it as a fact of life. Like hpv.
I was just given a safe word. It's going it be an interesting night.
I just spend twenty minutes scrubing the "Happy Birthday" off of my vagina. He's never gonna forget this.
All I could think of during that funeral was how great I look in a suit, how creepy catholics are, and how horny I am.
You know you have done too many drugs when you gum the sugar off your margarita without even thinking twice
I snuck out three pillows from the hotel i was rolling so hard. They are like little clouds. I regret nothing.
she fell asleep in a torn bush after playing cards at a nursing home.
Are you on your way? Get your date and black out with me. Democracy's at stake.
I walked past his mum on the way out and she offered me toast in a napkin "for my travels". Being home from uni is weird.
My feet surprised me
just woke up and had to check if i still had pants on, i really need to stop drinking
It's not just going to appear. A lot of blood, sweat, tears, and leg work went into finding a cock that amazing!
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