Charles is a playa. And I don't mean the spanish word for beach.
so whats your words to drink to for the state of the union? mine are 'change' 'fight' and 'you know'.
mine is 'the'.
three guys just busted into my bio lecture, yelled "happy st. patrick's day!", downed jagerbombs, and left.
Bookstore boy and I went out, he came back here and I tried to fool around and he respects me too much blah blah I'm a predator.
His rich uncle has six months to live. I feel pregnant.
He has horses apparently. I wonder if we could fuck while riding a horse or if that's too dangerous.
At what point in my life did a night that has strippers, belly dancers, tequila and a midget become "average"?
Don't worry we will all be making bad decisions soon
That's the most comforting thing I've heard in months
Serious questions. Who is that girl? Why is she wearing a tiara? And why does she keep asking about penis piercings?
Why am I feeling up grandma?!
I'm really glad a picture of you as an infant followed this text.
god it feels good to gold a bottle of opiates again.
I think that typo was actually more appropriate than what you intended.
I want to fuck the side burns off of Steve.
Double dirt bag award winner tonight. He picked me up in his wife's car.
Oh, did your mom say anything else about my butt?
After we fucked we sat in bed and watched Charlie St. Cloud and he fed me ice cream. It was probably the most romantic thing I've ever done.
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