im pretty sure i tried to attack the vending machine last night
lol who won
well im in the hospital right now so u tell me
The weather is perfect in Seattle right now. Warm enough for girls to not wear bras, but cold enough for me to see them nipping out in the shade.
her fupa was seducing me. this is the last time i'm doing shrooms.
similar to the time we made up the game of screaming at the top of our lungs any time a guy any of us slept with walked into the party. that went over SO well.
she just refered to her hymen as "the mrs"
dude we gotta go shopping. I made pancakes this afternoon and used them as sandwich bread.
are you excited because you wanna see me or because you wanna get laid?
bc i get to see you. naked.
She asked me why I was wearing a Batman Suit. Have I ever needed a reason to wear a Batman Suit?
No, i went to get it done but the guy couldnt find it. exhibit A of why i wanted a clit piercing in the first place.
Just got done fucking the squirter chick. She came when we were in a 69. I now know what it's like to be water boarded.
I would watch the shit out of some full house right now.
The last text I sent him was about nachos. Frankly, if he can't respond positively to that he can fuck off...
I need a genital shamwow being this wet.
I like her because we want the same things out of life AND she actually wants to have sex with me.
Is it bad that I like to have a guy to flirt with in every class? I feel like it's excellent motivation: to shave, to shower and to show up.
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