he just had his sister send me a message about how he's not a creeper
Was his mother too busy breastfeeding him to do it?
Just got to costco. Where are you?
Liquor aisle, bring another cart.
no they seem fine, they're doing push ups and waiting for a charging toy helicopter
all i know is that each time we woke up we were at a different chinese restaurant. help.
This is no lauging matter. Huge cock equals great sex. Marriage to huge cock equals great life.
If I sleep with another Spanish guy it is officially renamed my senor year.
i admit it was a weird experience, but why regret what once made you cum
Quick question. What's the protocol on going back to a bar after going home with one of their bartenders?
Go back and try to find another to go home with.
I ended up with bruises on the back of my knees. Tell me again how I did this?
He was crying because he hiccuped every time he kissed me. We then crawled to the kitchen because neither of us could stand, and I spoon-fed him peanut butter "to cure his ailment."
I don't care. I'll text you about my butthole whenever I please. That's what you signed up for in this relationship.
This summer isn't about fun. We have to train our livers to survive the next four years.
You and your vagina are hellbent on selfdestruction and bad decisions
Dude...can we put that on a tshirt? I will totally sport that shit.
Pencil dick carries the name proudly.
so hungover. idk whos house or comp im on
Randomize
