Ryan Ross and Jon Walker left panic at the disco today.
I predict a mass suicide of the 14 year old girl population...
He should be on Bizare Foods after who he ate last night
it was really awkward, he kept trying to get on the bed with us and we kept having to kick him back on the floor.
just got a girls number while on a 5 am adderall cig break this is college at its finest
drunk me is my new role model. he's fearless. like not even afraid of tornadoes.
He just said he wasn't going to drink on Saturday because he was drinking on Thursday and Friday...we need new friends.
I AM OVULATING LIKE A STEAM ENGINE.
So where are we on this whole, you write my paper...i do sexual favors situation?
If you have a glass table... Put it up. I don't wanna hurt myself again, I just got my stitches out...
We just laid there in bed together, petting his dick and repeating, "IT FEELS LIKE VELVET!!!"
you strike me as the kind of person who when they spill something on their lap they take off their pants and eat it anyways. right off the crotch seam.
I also don't hate being called a giant sack of cheese. Is that weird?
Last time I "ran into him" I ended up with the clap and had to explain why the ladder was missing from the garage.
90% sure I just opened a snapchat of you in a fuzzy bathrobe next to your ceiling collapsing
This may be the most redneck thing I've ever said, but I know all there is to know about farting dogs
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