i hope thats the last time i ever see ryan's hairy ass fucking
i am only reminding you that showing off your fellatio skills on vegetables is probably not an appropriate party trick
no i did not stop my best friend from eating out my sister...bros before hoes
Stop blaming waffle house for all your problems
shes still asleep dad put a lobster in her bathroom
apparently i found nail polish and started playing a game i made up called "paint a nail, do a shot"
And you just kept trying to fit through the dog door and not drop Jello shots.
Held my professor's hair back while she was puking. I'd better get an A out of this or else the pics are going on Facebook.
1. Sorry about making it snow. 2. If it left a mess, I will be over to clean it. 3. Can that fire extinguisher still be used? If not, I'll buy a new one. 4. I just wanted to make it snow!
It's 2:30 on a Friday afternoon. It's snowing and must be about 20 degrees outside. I'm sitting in this class with 300 people using up every ounce of energy and willpower not to puke all over the girl in front of me. This has got to stop.
Dude. I'm super jealous I'm not there. Plus I look really pretty tonight, I'm wearing my long blue dress, I have long blonde hair, and I'm just sitting here hitting Larry the Long Bong. I'll pretend like your 3 spirits are floating in my smoke. Fuck.
No, this place just freaks me out. Like I feel like ill get pregnant just being here. And all those pregnant bellies. It's weird.
dude girls our age are getting married and having babies and I still can't figure out how to defrost my hotpockets
You ever sit back and realize our friendship is based off us ranting at each other with random animal photos thrown in
I found your birth control, it was in your Crown Royal bag.
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