4:12a: just got back to his place now. I don't want to talk about it
there's a booger on my laptop, i suspect it's yours
We had two amazing nights in a row...it was so weird...I couldn't even go to sleep cause I thought maybe it was just in his plot to kill me.
I woke up at 3am naked and stroking a watermelon.
We have been pregaming the shutdown of the government since Tuesday. Send help, and some more liquor.
I think he's having people over to watch him get way too drunk again
Post a pic on facebook and see if those same 46 girls find shitting in the bed handsome and adorable
Went home with a male stripper who looked like Justin Timberlake.. I started singing cry me a river mid sex. When he sang along I fell in love
I've had sex to the movie Tommy Boy too many times to be acceptable.
I now have a "weirdest thing a guy ever did in bed" story. Cut my fingernails.
Yeah I'm gonna need you to stop it right there.I know this is supposed to be a safe space but Imma have to exit.
Hahahaha. He sent me a dick snap in the lululemon stockroom. What is life. If this works out, this could benefit everyone....
Ive completely stopped wearing makeup. Not even eyebrows. Thats how sick of wisconsin I am.
You were like a drunk and unconscious tickle me elmo.
Just sold my panties for 40 bucks to some rando dude at the gay bar. I think I found a way to fund next years spring break trip. Hello cancun!
You asked me how red your eyes were... they were shut.
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