Needless to say when I told my parents they loved me less
Last night my friend tried to make out with me in an olive garden. Ahahah
Nothing says 'I love you' like never ending salad and breadsticks
Not hooking up w him- he has one of those L.L. Bean book bags w his initials on it
I'm getting drunk watching the disney channel. Is this a main reason why we aren't together anymore?
you only had a canadian ten, but you said it was all good cuz you would just by molson.
she left out the fact that she had a kid until she told me not to suck on her tits too hard or milk would come out.
According to the stories I've heard I decided I was a stuntman after my 6th shot of Jack
She kept saying the tortilla understood her. I honestly don't know where she found a tortilla at the pool.
its been so long even thinking about having a dick inside me makes me sore
I think after that blow job he got the other day he'd set himself on fire if I asked.
All she kept whispering was put your pickle in my mouth. Then she fell out of her barstool and chipped her tooth
Yeah man it sucked balls. People on the bus probably thought I was fucking crazy. I was fetal position, taking up two seats with no shame whilst simultaneously panting.
Apparently there was a black out and the security alarms went off except I was convinced it was the microwaves and made ben unplug them all then got really frustrated cos he wasnt doing it right
im mad at you for telling me he ejaculated during "let it go." Thanks for ruining the song forever.
The thought of you trying to procreat frightenes and disgusts me!
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