hitting rock bottom=girl fakes converting to christianity in order to get out of having sex with you.
VITAMINS IN VODKA. IM NOT LYING.
His dick might not be the answer to my problems, but I'm definitely ok with testing it as a possible solution.
I need a horse. I don't think you can get a DUI on a living creature.
it's kind of slutty but what the hell, so are we
I just bought condoms at Big Lots. please save this text so you can laugh at me in 9 months
i will be blacked out in the shower. come get me. 20 mins.
Did I happen to mention where i left my keys when I drunk dialed you last night
just thought you should know it took me an hour and a half to make soup. I had to keep laying on my kitchen floor. being 21 is hard.
they superglued a cigarette to my fingers...i think I need to quit smoking.
I send him pictures of my tits whenever I feel like he's paying too much attention to his girlfriend.
That was the #1 scariest moment in my life. I have full trust in you, I let you bite my penis for god sake.
Your topless pictures make me question reality
I CAN FEEL MY HEART BEATING MY WHOLE BODY
well I got an eye infection from a stripper motorboating me but overall it was a great weekend
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