she was hot for a redneck and i dont look at teeth
i didn't know you could wash puke off of bras with a dishwasher.
Should I give the penis ring toss game to good will or garbage
She somehow inhaled a tack last night, she's having surgery today.
Watching porn with a bag of marshmallows. Thats when you know you're stoned.
its like the body should be a temple but we treat it like a kmart
I have the slightest memory of swinging a bag full of condoms over my head...
I felt so bad but my urge to be with you & drunkenly eat your face was apparently much stronger.
I was thinking that, but I'm not sure the proper etiquette on asking about someone's nipple rings. Even if you did see them and compliment them once.
Of course it may just be the context. A dish of dog food would look lovely next to your breasts.
I don't remember, but I believe your goodnight phrase was "nice meeting you, thanks for not macing me"
Like when I see him I look straight through his appearance and just envision a big walking penis.
you can't let guys come on your chest and then hog my blanket
I smoked too much. I'm sitting on my balcony and I keep getting lost. Help me
I don't know how I got home but I'm pretty sure the guy in my closet had something to do with it
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