I'd suck a dick for hot wings now. A metaphoric dick that is
I've been sucking dick for sushi for weeks now...hasn't worked yet :P
idk hes just been lookin at me weird all night
he probably just wants to cut your skin off and wear you like a body suit
When you get home we need to compare our schedules and set up masturbation slots. I'm scares of you walking in on me. Again.
Did you get drunk last night? You put Christian lyrics as your fb status again.
She blew me in the back of the cab while eye of the tiger was on the radio. Top five all time automatically
Fuck I keep finding new battle scars from our fight. Justin told me I stabbed you with a broom handle.. Do you remember ripping my pants off?
watched my neighbor eat five yodels, mow his lawn, and then cry on his porch after the party... what did you give him?
I was alternating between saying "yall need Jesus" and "God bless" the entire night
Either he pets my cat or this deal is null
Yeah you were fine except for when you peed under the bar
I'm a fuck boy trapped in a single mom's body.
Conversations really do change when your social worker had your dick in her mouth the other night.
I have a vagina. So i automatically win.
What color nail polish screams, "Either fuck me or get the hell out of my way"?
My ex just brought my grandpa weed. Not sure how I feel about this.
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