Strip flip cup NEVER equals good idea
thats it. im googling how to make you boobs smaller. this is getting out of control.
Halfway through banging her I realized that she was playing a sex playlist on her iPod...first time actually having sex to R.Kelly's "bump and grind"
Dave a horae rider a coqw boy
A client gave me a bottle of vodka today. And he was hot with a beard. It's like he knows my soul.
I'd recommend you leave that level of crazy to the experts. I'd start with an under appreciated soccer mom if I were you.
I just had to take a picture of someone whose testicles are bigger than my fists combined. Living the dream.
I feel like these arent even my fingers anymore
During sex his mom asks from the other side of the door, "Do you like avocados?" Who doesn't like avocados?
Of the 4 nights I've gone downtown this week, I've been "piss in the parking lot" drunk 5 times
he was making out with her against the stove and started a fire--the thirst literally almost burned the place down!!
What shade of lipstick clearly states, I'm only attending this wedding for the drugs and groomsmen?
So I just got motorboated by my grandma…
you were grinding on the cop whispering for him to lend you his tazer.
tonight's safe word is brought to you by the phrase "Ahhhhhh"
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