You know I'm really starting to enjoy being everyones first gay experience
I yelled "Coming in hot." before penetrating. Im pretty sure she loved it.
Ive been using palmolive to shower with for he last week, dont tell me about not having money. Im heading to the bar r u going.
you're being fucking weird and i don't like it. text me when you're not being the after picture on a poster for rehab
My Valentine's Day plans just drastically changed... My F buddy just ran into my gf...in my driveway.
OH. MY. GOD. FUCK HIM. JUST GRAB HIM AND FUCK HIM.
i told myself when i was 16 i would never fuck an Alan. now i've fucked 3 and i'm punching my 16-year-old self in the face
You better keep a close eye on your uterus tonight cause I am looking good.
It feels like New Years Day all over again...me trying desperately not to throw up in the backseat & mom and dad blissfully unaware in the front
Okay. This morning the comforter was wet, you were underwearless and using a tiny blanket. What'd you do??
Can't believe we're making vacation plans with the guy we had a threesome with
Sorry for prompting a philosophical penis discussion at 10:45 on a Friday night.
will a lunchtime blow job make it better?
Just showered and cleaned every bit of sex off of me cuz i have a feelin my stepmom has jesus powers and would be able to smell it on me
I swear I only fuck him for the huge bottle of smart water he gives me afterwards.
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