Yeah, it was perfect until the end. Apparently women are super attracted to me until the sleeping with part.
& he told me 'I don't think ur a big slut-just kind of an average slut'
HE THINKS THATS A COMPLIMENT!!!!!
his dick makes me think maybe a monogamous relationship forever is possible.
Bering your kids um. Abiout tol. Throw up
Also, turning on the light this morning was a 3 step process. Way too hungover.
I gotta find new tactics tho. There's just so many tied up dicks one can look at before part of your soul dies.
We see some guy emerge from the forest on the island this morning, alone, in only a snuggie. Morning shots and bagels on us for the number one walk of shame.
I was jumping over your garbage can screaming "Im a snow cat!!" ..Who wouldn't want to see that?
They have some sort of agreement that they can sleep with other people if it helps then achieve their goal, or something like that
How awkward
Yeah it's pretty fucked up
I just started the bonfire using a tampon. Who knew they could have multiple uses?
Sounds good. I'm hoping to have my life together by next week but you never know I guess.
Lol I'm not having group sex with you, that apron is fuckin awesome tho
I just gargled with NyQuil
I just watched an intern spill two trays of coffee inside a spinning door
Best exit from a building ever
We have massive handle of kettle and a rack of hi life
That's the happiest ive ever been at 7:48 am....
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