He's so far in the closet he's in Narnia
shit is crazy. i just keep thinking that this kid growing inside Emily used to live in my balls.
a man that wears gold spandex underwear and party boys other people is a man after my own heart.
in retrospect, i probably shouldn't have referred to his dick as "travel size"
Someone better explain the burnt stove marks on my bed.
i just like, need to vent to someone
Can we skip the part where I pretend to care and fast forward to the appreciative blowjob from you?
I was very proud of myself that day. I had an awesome time. I don't care if I negatively impacted others.
Intramural soccer game tonight. Be ready for blood. I haven't sobered up since thursday
Haha keeping the dream alive until Chinese New Year. I'm jobless with stitches in my face.
DID YOU REALLY JUST GIVE ME A FIRST BASE SIGN
Chose not to courtesy flush and the CEO huffed the result. I feel powerful.
Well we went from the roof to the stairwell to an air mattres. One day were going to fuck in a bed
Sorry about the confusion with the nudes last night that was rude
We hooked up and he sent me home with a plant and skittles lmao
He’s got a big dick and a big ego. This could be fun
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