Classy? Dude, she fucked 3 guys as part of a scavenger hunt
And?
worse things have happened to me. but if it will make you feel better you can pay for my therapist sessions next week.
i'm watching the tyra show: "women who beat up their boyfriends" - lets see how she can make THIS one all about herself too.
MTV Made just made me cry. Where have all of my life goals gone?
She kept chasing him yelling thief, because he drank some of her drink. That was at 8, it got worse.
Bathrooms are cool, I think Im just gonna hang out here for a bit.
i threw up in a box in my own lap driving today.
You need to simmer down or I'm going to buy you a labia leash.
It will be interesting
Isn't that your life's motto?
how much do I hate his dog? was just googling to see if you can rent a hungry eagle for the weekend hate.
I spent two entire hours explaining to a guy why I wouldn't make out with him. How was your night?
That's okay I'm failing college because I'm to busy giving over the pant handjobs in class..
my hair smells like a mixture of fireworks and rotten eggs with a hint of shame. it's so strong it's keeping me awake.
kick those bitches in the teeth and tell them mama came to party
Stop trying to mix nacho cheese and sex. Guys don’t want hot cheese near their junk. Pick a better fetish
Randomize
