Question: does he have any sense of self image? He looks slightly like he crawled out of the Euphrates after living as a fish for 20 years
I kinda look like a classier blonde kenny powers.
I'm not upset with you; I'm upset with Fox News.
either my laughing turned him on, or he wanted to shut me up. either way, i dont care. it was amazing.
I was. I was trying to blow bubbles in the toilet after I threw up in it. They had to carry me everywhere. I lost a sock.
Motor boating, judging by the amount of lipstick I found I would say between 6 to 8 times
She just said she wanted to get freaky and left the room. I'm almost certain I just heard the microwave.
just had wine and brownie batter for dinner. Single life is good
He cut part of his finger off. It was a consolation blow job.
It was an 11am booty call. We were both out of our element.
Dan I was a mess I made out with a 40 yr old who gave me a wad of cash for Christmas. Like wtf
No no this isn't that fun. I'm alone drinking wine and me and the dogs ran out of things to talk about around 9 am.
I think I should've done my makeup before I took the acid. Because now I just feel silly looking at myself in the mirror
I possibly am a tad bit not really but maybe slightly intoxicated.
she was just meowing in the corner eating frozen chicken nuggets
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