My dream in life is to scissor with Ellen. I don't care if I've got a dick. I'll make it work.
Canada: barely better than America at a sport they invented.
You drunk invited us to do an intervention for you.
All I remember was after sex she kept trying to take pictures of my dick "for memories"
How do I tell my child he was conceived on a barstool in South Alabama?
Please acknowledge the sock on the door. If not it will be rammed up your ass.
I was woken up in my old house by the new residents ... I don't even have a Key anymore
I just got attacked by a swarm of butterflies. Nothing is okay anymore.
After her AA meeting, she was on the phone with her mom, and when she said, "they're making me start over with Step 1," I quietly sang, "cut a hole in the box".
is one penis in the hand worth one better nicer penis in the manscaped bush?
would you like to venture to the magical clitoris forest?
I grabbed the pretzel bag with my toes last night. I think that day of yoga had paid off.
It's okay to masturbate while watching the Comey testimony right?
I basically go to him for great dick and great memes.
the teacher told me he was disappointed and when I asked why he just shook his head. remember that kid that caught us having sex behind the school? pretty sure that was his son.
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