Just saw a british exchange student take a flyer for free dental care. Yes.
I just watched a woman break three wood planks with her boobs. I don't know how I feel about that
She carries her pencils in a crown royal bag... Need I say more?
i knew you were okay when you wanted to eat in the ambulance
Oh shit. There are penis maracas
you missed an awesome concert last night. some middle aged woman that was grinding on me kept trying to stick her hand down my pants. i ended up rewarding her tenacity by letting her hold onto it for a song, i think it made her night.
You turned to me, winked, whispered "man the harpoons" and walked out with the fat chick
Hell hath no fury like a woman whose gay sidekick you insult
I'm treating this like a real date. My boobs aren't even out.
I'm so proud, I have tears
My boobs just got me out of my third ticket last night
i'm so proud. i woke up to nearly seven feet of basketball player in my bed this morning
you win. again.
Cheese, the small of a woman's back, the universe, mountains, vampiric demons, sleep, and dreams.
You were on the train yelling, "THIS TRAIN NEEDS TO GO FASTER SO I CAN GO HAVE SEX WITH MY BOYFRIEND!!!"
At what point can I admit that I hate going to house parties?
I don't wanna stand in your shitty kitchen making small talk while I guard the quality booze I brought.
I assure you, it was not a Porn Hub Bee Movie parody.
Just flash them and yell "JUDGE THESE BITCHES"
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